
Cruft



Java 10 has var so the type of local variables can now be inferred instead of tediously and redundantly specified. Welcome to being just a little bit less horrible, Java.
Actually Java had been on a trajectory of getting a bit more modern for a number years now (lambdas and closures* arrived in 2014). This probably won’t save it from its ultimate fate however as Oracle starts charging people money for the JVM and Android devs start looking at cooler languages like Kotlin.
* for byte code compatibility reasons, they are actually just syntactic sugar for a hack made out of nested inner classes.
recursion
rɪˈkəːʃ(ə)n
(noun) the repeated application of a recursive procedure or definition. See: recursion

I need to set my VPN to route through Europe.
May all those businesses that rely on tracking people crash and burn.
Examples of everything new in the es2018 spec which is officially being adopted in June.
“All the impressive achievements of deep learning amount to just curve fitting”
“[spreadsheet users] perceive themselves as better programmers than us and they’re not entirely wrong”
Functional programming in Excel.

In the future, nothing will work.